Breast Milk Ice Cream Naming Contest

I got this off of my oh so awesome sister-in-law's blog which got me to thinking, what would you name ice cream that's made of breast milk? Ben & Jerry's tends to be a bit avant-garde in their titles so I immediately thought of Nursing Neapolitan, Dulce de la Leche League and Lactation Lime as pilot flavors. Under the circumstances perhaps Pushy PETA Pistachio would work as well. What would YOU name it (be creative! not crass!)? The winner gets public acknowledgement that I think they're cool. I wonder if they'd have to change the tag line of "Vermonts Finest All Natural" because it could be considered sexual harassment? They's also have to screen for women with breast augmentation to be able to support the claim "all natural".

September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield,

Cofounders

Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

Executive Vice President