A tweet from Adam Sandler (PG-13 version): "Boston is probably the only major city I know, that if you "eff" with them, they will literally shut down the whole city... stop everything... and find your a**"
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| The Yankees played Sweet Caroline during one of their games in honor of Boston. When I found out I was strangely touched... by the Yankees. It was an odd feeling to say the least. |
"Tonight! Hey look, before we begin I just wanna take a moment to talk about the attack in Boston yesterday. Obviously our thoughts and our prayers are with everybody there. As the President said we don't know who did this but they will be found and they will be brought to justice. But whoever did this obviously did not know s---- about the people of Boston. 'Cause nothing these terrorists do is going to shake them. For Pete's sake Boston was founded by the pilgrims. A people so tough, they had to buckle their hats on! It is the cradle of the American Revolution. A city that withstood a 86 year losing streak. A city that made it through the Big Dig: a construction project that backed up traffic for 16 years. I mean, there are commuters just getting home now. Even their bands are tough-- it's the hometown of Aerosmith, who in their 5th decade are still going strong. Even Steven Tyler looks fantastic... for an 73 year old woman.
But here's what these cowards really don't get-- they attacked the Boston Marathon: an event celebrating people who run 26 miles on their day off until their nipples are raw for fun. They have been holding it in Boston since 1897 and do you know how tough you have to be to run in a whale bone corset? When those bombs went off, there were runners who after finishing a marathon kept running for another 2 miles to the hospital to donate blood. So here's what I know: these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston but all they can ever do is show just how good those people are. Now, this is the Colbert Report."
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