1. WHAT is my name? I used to think it was Liesel but you've been calling m
e Liesel-lu, munchkin, munchkincito, nooker, stinker, strawberry tart, monkey, pequena traviesa, etc. How in blazes do you expect me to learn proper English if you can't even start me out properly with my name?

2. As I'm fine-tu
ning my fine motor skills, I find repetitive motions to my liking. Like the two of you, I also don't like leaving projects undone. When faced with a small container of floss, I like to see exactly how much is in there. It seems like the toilet paper roll goes on forever. I'm fascinated that when I pull out ALL the tissues from one of those colorful boxes, they take up so much more room outside the box than in! I still can't figure out how they get them in there which is why I also try to pick them up off the floor and stuff them back in. Don't you guys ever want to just see the bottom of those things? It's fascinating, trust me.

3. Mom, for some reason you've been taking every opportunity to hold babies. As if I haven't been clear enough, I do NOT like it! Oh, and the time you tried to get ME to hold the baby, uh, uh... not cool. What is with you lately? You have a baby and that is me so you should be set. Ugh, we're going to have to work on this one I can tell.

5. Shoes, oh how I love them! Well, let me qualify that. I love all the shoes that aren't on my feet. When you pull off my pedipeds because I've been begging to put on my Nikes, as soon as they're on I want my sandals. I think the best solution to this quandry is for Dad to just buy me more shoes *hint* *hint*
6. Mom, you really need to relax. I've been trying to convey this to you subtly by pull
ing out my hair mere moments after you finish styling it. It's not that I don't like looking pretty, it's just that well, you're not meant to be a hairdresser. Rather than painstakingly taking your time, I think you should just take a load off. And what is with putting the ribbons next to my elastics? I like them in my bangs and really think it's an up and coming look.

7. WHEN am I getting my own blogger account?