Positively Pensive

I don't get the women's shaving cream/razor commercials which show a woman in her skivvys perched with one leg on the edge of a bathtub and the other on the ground. WHO does that? It seriously doesn't make any sense. One slip and the bathroom becomes a scene from Psycho. She has a RAZOR in her hands people! And it's not like they do it to keep the model modest because like I said, she's in her skivvys. Would the commercial be less effective if she were actually IN the tub, frothed in bubbles and shaving like most normal, non-European women do? Help me out here!

I think if a baseball player is found guilty of using performance enhancing drugs he should be banned from the game. Period. I also think said player should be stripped of any awards won during the time of usage. They should also be banned from ever getting into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Somehow I think usage would drastically decrease if that were the rule. Players would also be less likely to take some "vitamin" not really knowing what's in it. Why do baseball players have to take anything at all? They should just be athletes and stop destroying the game. Am I reaching for the stars here?

Someone in this house is putting the toilet paper on backwards so the roll tears off underneath. What's up with that? You can't find the end of the roll for easy grabbage when you want to get out of there. Doesn't everyone put the roll with the loose end over the top? I know, I really shouldn't complain considering the fact people in this house actually replace the empty toilet paper. Also, I recently learned those empty cardboard rolls can be remade into Christmas crackers. Oh the things we learn in Relief Society!

My biggest church pet peeve is when women trash on themselves in Relief Society. I highly doubt the men sit around in Priesthood saying stuff like, "Prayer is something I'm just sooooo bad at!" or "Brother Baker should really talk about food storage because he's much better at it than me." Why are women so self-deprecating? It's not humility, it's just irritating. Just my humble opinion.

There hasn't been one good pro military movie set in contemporary times since Top Gun. Sad, since that was an iconic movie.